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Jaguars vs. Texans: Week 15 sack analysis

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The Texans got just one sack all game and it didn’t even go for negative yards because they are FRAUDS.

Houston Texans v Jacksonville Jaguars Photo by Logan Bowles/Getty Images

When I went to the box score last night to double-check my memory and make sure that the Jacksonville Jaguars didn’t give up a sack against the Houston Texans, I saw a stat line next to Blake Bortles:

“Sacks: 1-0”

So, the Texans got a sack on Bortles that went for zero yards? I didn’t remember a sack, but maybe I missed something going getting a drink or something.

I didn’t miss anything. Below is the only “sack” the Texans got on Sunday and I’m tempted to just say — “Nah, this doesn’t actually count. We’re not putting it on the list.”

Sack #1: 2nd and 6 at HOU 14, 10:56 in 2Q

Brian Cushing plays coverage for the first second of this play and then starts to spy the quarterback. He runs down Bortles who it looks like actually went for a yard when you see where the ball is as he steps out of bounds.

It was called a sack, but it really wasn’t. It was a smart (i.e. not-dumb) play by Bortles to try and get something out of a broken second down. And it’s a good thing he did, because check out the next play.

Fault: Nobody

The next play

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Fault: Texans

2017 sack totals

Player Sacks
Player Sacks
Blake Bortles 6.5
Cam Robinson 3.5
Patrick Omameh 3
Miscellaneous 3
Chris Reed 2.5
Jermey Parnell 2.5
Leonard Fournette 1.5
Tyler Shatley 1
Tommy Bohanon 1
Nobody 1
Josh Wells 1
Marcedes Lewis 1
A.J. Cann 0.5
Chris Ivory 0.5
T.J. Yeldon 0.5

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