In honor of St. Patrick’s Day — the worst holiday of all time — let’s talk about the worst player on the Jacksonville Jaguars.
Will it be Dante Fowler, the overpriced green Bud Light of the NFL?
Or Paul Posluszny, the tacky green beads that you forgot you had but are still hanging around years later?
Dan Skuta, maybe? After all, who else represents the pain, regret, and need for Tylenol that embodies the St. Patrick’s Day spirit?
What about Blake Bortles, the corned beef hash that everyone says will be great in the right situation but makes you throw up anyway?
Or T.J. Yeldon, the spinach pancakes that are the absolute disappointment you knew they were going to be but you did it anyway because you hate yourself?
Let’s discuss this in the comments section.