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If given dozens of chances, could you match up against a former Jacksonville Jaguars player?
That was the question we posed yesterday — offering several football situations against Jaguars stars of old and seeing who thought they stood any sort of chance.
And there are hundreds of you who think way too highly of yourselves.
Without further ado, here are the polls and here are how many fools who think they stand any kind of chance against the likes of Leon Searcy, Fred Taylor, Jimmy Smith, and more.
You vs. Maurice Jones-Drew
If @Jones_Drew32 was given one snap and you were given 100, who's gaining more yards on the ground?
— Big Cat Country (@BigCatCountry) March 31, 2017
Maurice Jones-Drew has been out of football since 2014 (well, 2013 if you really think about it) but he’d still grind out at least a yard.
You, on the other hand, will reenact this GIF for as many of the 100 snaps you’d survive.
You’re dead after one rush for -4 yards.
Sorry.
You vs. Jimmy Smith vs. Jalen Ramsey
You're up against @jalenramsey. Who's getting more yards on a hot route in an NFL game? Present-day @JimmySmithJags or you on 50 snaps?
— Big Cat Country (@BigCatCountry) March 31, 2017
Hundreds of you think you’re catching anything thrown remotely near you with Jalen Ramsey on coverage. You’re not catching the ball in practice in a walkthrough much less in an NFL game.
You after one route against Ramsey:
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Simpleton.
You vs. Fred Taylor
Who's getting more yards catching a pass out of the flat? Current-day @FredTaylorMade on one snap or you on 50 snaps?
— Big Cat Country (@BigCatCountry) March 31, 2017
GTFOH.
You vs. Tony Boselli
Who's giving up less sacks in an NFL game? Present-day @TonyBoselli in 50 snaps or you in 10 snaps?
— Big Cat Country (@BigCatCountry) March 31, 2017
First, you’re not lasting 10 snaps. You’ve got one, maybe two in you right now. Probably just one. Definitely just one.
Second, this is you before the ball is even snapped.
@BigCatCountry @TonyBoselli Let's be honest. 99.9 % of us would be like this: pic.twitter.com/McQ5MLM9sr
— JM (@jags1185) March 31, 2017
@BigCatCountry @TonyBoselli Let's be honest. 99.9 % of us would be like this: pic.twitter.com/McQ5MLM9sr
— JM (@jags1185) March 31, 2017
Sorry, everyone.
You vs. Greg Jones
You are defending the goal line and you have 50 attempts to tackle present-day @leadblock33. It's one-on-one. Who wins?
— Big Cat Country (@BigCatCountry) March 31, 2017
Look at all these people who want to die.
You vs. Leon Searcy
You've got 100 pass rushing attempts against present-day @leonsearcy72. If you touch the quarterback once, you win. Who wins?
— Big Cat Country (@BigCatCountry) March 31, 2017
Even Leon thinks you’re all insane.
@BigCatCountry I'm surprised 47% of people think they could beat me on a pass rush. 47% of y'all need to be drug tested. I'm still lethal with these hands.
— Leon Searcy (@leonsearcy72) March 31, 2017
Boselli makes me actually fear even tweeting such a question.
@BigCatCountry you want no piece of that punch. You will end up with a hole in your chest. Never seen anything like it. Beware! https://t.co/adaBCVY17Y
— Tony Boselli (@TonyBoselli) April 1, 2017
I have the fear of God put in me from just the responses from players. I can’t imagine actually facing them.
BONUS: You vs. Blake Bortles
Who's completing more passes in an NFL game? @BBortles5 on five snaps or you on 100 snaps?
— Big Cat Country (@BigCatCountry) March 31, 2017
Love you, Blake.