Jaguars Fans Anonymous: “The Bills, we lost to the gotdamn f*cking Bills.”

Good morning, everyone! Are you upset at your hometown Jacksonville Jaguars? We just lost to Josh Allen? Remember that? Remember that? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

From now until the end of the season, we’ll be taking your anonymous rants, ravings, vent sessions, and suggestions on how to get better after every game. The DMs are open at @BigCatCountry.

This week — the Jaguars went up to Buffalo and lost their seventh game in a row!

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“This team sucks so much that I put my monthly Jaguars team merch money into liquor and have adopted jogging as my Sunday hobby.”

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“NATHANIEL. F*CKING. HACKETT.”

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“The Jaguars have broken me down so much that my wife, who barely knows what football is (minus me yelling at the TV on Sundays) is concerned that I’ll have to spend more time with the family.”

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“I live overseas and have to watch the Jaguars play at 2am on Mondays. Imagine your frustration and heartbreak over this team but magnified by your own exhaustion (I have to be up for college class at 7am too). Watching the Jags play is literally bad for my health, but for some reason I can’t stop. Help me.”

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“Being a Jags fan is the worst kind of self harm.”

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“F*ck Josh Allen. F*ck the Buffalo Bills. F*ck their loser fan base. And f*ck Blake Bortles.”

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“This is like having a parent who is never there for you but shows up every once in a while. They promise they’re going to be better but they let you down. Hard. And instead of this happening a few times in your life it happens 16 times a year.”

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“Time to Suck for the Duck or Disappear for the Mountaineer!”

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“ There’s no F*CKING accountability anywhere on that god forsaken football field.”

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“What is Hackett supposed to do? Really? Let Blake run for his life? Let him THROW it? Probably not. This shit is not going anywhere.”

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“Can we trade Blake Bortles for some Chick-Fil-A?”

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“Going into today’s game I just fucking knew. This offense is cancer. All aboard the pain train.”

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“I still love Jalen Ramsey and I would die for him.”

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“Why can the Broncos make a goal line stand against the Steelers but we can’t?”

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“The Bills, we lost to the gotdamn f*cking Bills.”

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“How is this garbage even fair to the fans anymore? Bortles can’t throw a spiral for shit.”

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If you have anything to say, feel free to DM us at @BigCatCountry. We’re always open.