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Friday the 13th: Which Jaguars player would survive the longest against Jason Vorhees?

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Jason Vorhees is a monster. He’s a creative monster — using machetes, arrows, ice picks, tractors, and meat cleavers on unsuspecting victims — but a monster nonetheless. And on today, Friday the 13th, a day that occurs once every (roughly) 212 days, we celebrate that monster.

Some of Vorhees’ victims last the entire length of a movie before being snapped in half (like Sheriff Mike Garris) and some are harpooned like Jim and Suzy to open the killing.

Poor Jim and Suzy.

In honor of Friday the 13th, which Jacksonville Jaguars player do you think survives the longest against Vorhees? Would you pick Corey Grant and his sub-4.3 40-yard dash ability? Or maybe Calais Campbell and his superhuman strength?

Let us know in the comments below! And we’re sorry in advance for publishing this article.