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Which one of your friends is most likely to try and steal Blake Bortles’ truck?

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Jacksonville Jaguars quarterback Blake Bortles turned into a crime stopper Wednesday night when he and two of his offensive linemen — Chris Reed and Brandon Linder — stopped a man from stealing the quarterback’s wallet and truck, according to TMZ.

The police report was kind of crazy, according to SB Nation NFL:

The report says surveillance video shows Bortles’ wallet being intercepted by the thief who rummaged through the quarterback’s unlocked truck at a house party at Linder’s home. The keys to the truck were also there for the taking, but the uninvited party guest was boxed in by other cars and couldn’t steal the truck.

Just to circle back to that, Bortles left both his keys and his wallet inside his unlocked truck.

But here’s my question — which one of your friends would be dumb enough to try and steal Bortles’ truck? And how do you think they’d do it?

Let us know in the comments below!

P.S. And Blake, if you’re reading this, I promise we’re not trying to crowdsource the perfect way to steal your truck. That’s definitely not what’s happening here. We promise.