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Monday Morning Anonymous: Let’s hear your rants after the Jaguars vs. Panthers loss!

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Another game, another frustrating loss. We are angry. We are frustrated. We are Jaguars.

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Good afternoon, everyone! The Jacksonville Jaguars just got run over by a dump truck by the name of Christian McCaffrey. It’s time to let it all out.

From now until the end of the season, we’ll be taking your anonymous rants, ravings, vent sessions, and suggestions on how to get better after every loss. Because it’s all about getting better.

The DMs are always open at @BigCatCountry.

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“Fire Todd Wash into the sun, retrieve him, and then fire him into the sun once again. Then nuke the sun.”

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“Let’s get Norwell, Wash, and most of the linebacker corps in a room and [REDACTED BECAUSE JESUS CHRIST].”

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“Can’t wait to have Nick Foles back to have hold the clipboard. Josh Dobbs was on TV many times not once saw him with a clipboard or even a Microsoft Surface laptop.”

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“DJ Chark is our new A-Rob.”

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“IT WOULD BE REALLY COOL IF WE COULD HAVE DJ CHARK AND ALLEN ROBINSON.”

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“Is Myles Jack blind? Do we need to get him an ADA compliant playbook?”

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“I’ll keep it polite. Screw Norwell.”

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Will Richardson and AJ Cann are the best two guards on the team. (Ed. Note: Not good!)”

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“I want to give Gardner Minshew and DJ Chark all of my love and I want to leave Todd Wash in a Checkers bathroom.”

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“Holy shit. They have up a 59 yard rushing TD to a backup. Fuck.”

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“The defense sucked today and Andrew Norwell sucked even more. No wonder Carolina let him walk.”

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“Did anybody notice Myles Jack slap Doug Marrone‘s ass?”

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“I am very upset!”

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If you have anything to say, feel free to DM us at @BigCatCountry. We’re always open.