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Jaguars Fans Anonymous: “It’s petty things like the Yannick Ngakoue situation that make being a Jaguars fan like a chore.”

We’re 24 hours from training camp and the team still hasn’t re-signed its premier pass rusher. We are angry. We are frustrated. We are Jaguars.

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Good morning, everyone! Are you upset at your hometown Jacksonville Jaguars? We have a top-tier pass rusher in Yannick Ngakoue that has earned a second contract and yet we’re playing hardball with him because who the hell knows?

From now until the end of the season, we’ll be taking your anonymous rants, ravings, vent sessions, and suggestions on how to get better.

The DMs are always open at @BigCatCountry.

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“It’s f*ckin stupid is what it is.”

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“I am SAD.”

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“Not getting it done with Yan is just more proof the Jags are unwilling to do what’s necessary to win consistently ie keeping bortles for so long.”

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“I feel sad but not surprised.”

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“It’s simple. I hate this front office. Morons. Morons!”

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“I want to die.”

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“The rare time we actually draft a great pass rusher we won’t pay him... smdh.”

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“The Jags need to hire someone who knows how to read stats.”

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“I really don’t give a shit anymore. We can pay him we can pay someone else doesn’t matter we gonna suck still and I’m gonna spend my money on this dumbass team till I have a heat stroke watching them lose to the titans.”

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“Jaguars vs. all of us.”

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“It’s petty things like the Ngakoue situation that make being a Jags fan feel like a chore.”

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“I’m just waiting for TC to pull the mask off and it’s really Gene Smith and we’re all on fire and this sucks.”

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“I really don’t understand... If there are ways to pay him like Jalen says, why they aren’t doing it. I don’t know the plan.”

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“IMO they should just pay the troops to get sacks and it would be cheaper. You could get like 500 troops for the price of one yannick”

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“This is some straight up bullsh*t.”

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“If we don’t pay Yannick, I will lead a protest with pitchforks for the firing of Dave Caldwell.”

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“If the Jaguars don’t extend Yan i will feel the need to rip out each individual piece of hair on my head. He doesn’t speak out, yet plays his heart out. All because his name isn’t Blake Bortles is why we don’t pay him, right?”

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“I would just love to be able to understand the thought process the front office has here.. we have THE top corner in the league and a top 5 DE but for some reason....won’t pay them... do they think we will be better without them? Do they think there is better options out there? Cause I can say we won’t be and there isn’t. It doesn’t seem like it should be such a hard choice. I’m extremely confused.”

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“Yeet the whole front office into the sun.”

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“Finally have a chance to reward one of their guys and they pull this shit.”

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“The Jaguars dropping the ball on yannick gives me noooooooooo hope with Jalen Ramsey smh.”

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“The Jaguars are trying their best to become the NFL’s Orlando Magic.”

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“So there is literal zero hesitation paying the likes of Toby Gerhart, Zane Beadles, and resigning Bortles, but when it comes to a super productive young pass rusher, we suddenly get cold feet?”

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“Maybe we should’ve have f*cking paid Foles so much to make him feel “respectable” and then we could slide some of that to Yan’s pockets.”

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“Only the Jags can take all the goodwill from a near Super Bowl appearance after a decade plus of futility and piss it away so quickly.”

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If you have anything to say, feel free to DM us at @BigCatCountry. We’re always open.