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Taylor Lewan suspended 4 games after testing positive for PEDs

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I will not laugh at the Taylor Lewan video.

I will not laugh at the Taylor Lewan video.

I will not la-

Too late.

Enormous Asshole and Tennessee Titans offensive tackle Taylor Lewan was suspended for the first four games of the 2019 NFL season — including a Week 3 matchup against the Jacksonville Jaguars — for testing positive for PEDs. This Garbage Human Being said he unknowingly took the illegal substance ostarine but apologized because it’s his responsibility to use his Undoubtedly Tiny Brain to know if what he’s ingesting will cause him to lose millions of dollars.

Below is his testimonial, complete with tears, a summary of his non-sanctioned polygraph test, and a neon light sign that simply says THE BOYS in the background.

The Jaguars will host the Titans on September 19th on Thursday Night Football.

In addition to being less-than-knowledgeable about supplements, Lewan threatened to rape a young woman in retaliation against a young woman who accused college teammate Brendan Gibbons of rape while at the University of Michigan.

Lewan also allegedly assaulted two Ohio State fans in 2013.

Throw this Richie Incognito Lite into a Sarlacc pit, dumb cowboy hat and all.