Monday Morning Anonymous: Let’s hear your rants after the Jaguars vs. Texans loss!

Good morning, everyone! The Jacksonville Jaguars just lost to the Houston Texans in heartbreaking fashion — a missed turnover here, a bad call on the go ahead two-point conversion there — and it’s time to let it all out.

From now until the end of the season, we’ll be taking your anonymous rants, ravings, vent sessions, and suggestions on how to get better. Because it’s all about getting better.

The DMs are always open at @BigCatCountry.

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“It’s sad that Marrone will have a free pass on this season because of Foles getting injured.”

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“We need to can Cann.”

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“How about we not give the fucking ball to our shitty running back on must have two point conversion?! Gardner outrushed him today.”

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“Is there a current over/under on how many game before Marrone is fired? He clearly doesn’t have the locker room with him anymore”

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“Taven Bryan was one of our best defensive lineman today so that should tell you how much of a clusterfuck this whole game was.”

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“First things first, why the FUCK did we run up the middle out of shotgun with Fournette? All game he gets stuffed at the line, and for some reason we put the game in his hands while Minshew is hot as ever. ”

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“If you got balls enough to go for it, let Minshew throw the damn thing.”

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“What is a Leonard Fournette?”

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“I promised myself I would not get mad if we lost the first two games considering the lack of preseason play. However, if we lose to the Mayo Mouths on Thursday, I will climb to the top of section 409 and jump Jaxson De Ville style, sans bungee cord.”

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“Gardner was balling out the last drive. So much momentum going in his favor and then Marrone makes the most Marrone call ever and gives the ball to Leonard when they’re stacking the box.”

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“We tried.”

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“Write Lincoln Riley a blank check and let’s get this thing going.”

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“WHAT THE FUCK are these offensive play calls?! Is is the offensive coordinator’s fault? Or Marrone’s? Dumping the ball to a RB on third down has been a trend the last decade for the Jaguars and it doesn’t fucking work!”

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“Honestly I’m more upset that I’m going to have to begrudgingly agree with Gene Frenette’s harsh but true takes for another season.”

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“This sucks, man.”

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“There is not enough alcohol in my home to help me feel better after that game.”

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“This was it. This was the straw that broke the camel’s clavicle. Scorched earth protocol. Wash. Coughlin, Marrone, Caldwell.”

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“I unironically watched an e-sports tourney on TV while I streamed the Jags on my phone.”

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“It’s time for Doug to pack up his bologna sandwiches and move on.”

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If you have anything to say, feel free to DM us at @BigCatCountry. We’re always open.