By now, we’ve all probably seen the recent Twitter spat between disgruntled Jacksonville Jaguars defensive end Yannick Ngakoue and co-owner Tony Khan. Ngakoue has made it clear that he is unhappy in Jacksonville, and wants to be traded. Yet, the Jaguars haven’t made any trades yet because they haven’t found a trade market for the franchise-tagged defensive end.
Ngakoue called out the president of All Elite Wrestling on Twitter, and the two exchanged pleasantries for the world to see. As normal journalism would go, there would be an article about the timeline of this entire process souring and where the Jaguars go next....
Since your feeling might today let’s both let the world in on the truth. We been had a discussion that the chargers game was my last game. Yet you try to back door the situation without answering any of my camps calls. Smh you spoiled bra.. holding up people for no reason— Yannick Ngakoue (@YannickNgakoue) April 20, 2020
(in Dusty Rhodes voice) BUT THESE ARE HARD TIMES, DADDY!
Because of the times that we’re in, I’ve decided to fantasy book Yannick Ngakoue vs. Tony Khan in a wrestling match, for your viewing.
This will be a ladder match, on a hypothetical AEW Pay-Per-View event (lets say, Fight for the Fallen because that took place in Jacksonville) with a briefcase hanging from the heavens. Anything goes, and whoever gets the briefcase decides what will happen in this Saga of Sadness. If Ngakoue wins, he can get on the first flight out of Jacksonville free of charge, free to sign wherever he wants. If Tony wins, then the Jaguars trade Ngakoue for as much draft capital as they desire, and can take as long as they can to do it. We got it?
Now, boys and girls,
LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!
Let us know who you think would win!