This is to sum up the Jaguars' season (most seasons, actually). "Sound of Losing", a song parody of Sound of Silence by Simon & Garfunkel.
If someone who can play guitar well, has a voice(or have some1 fill in) and would post this on YT--giving me credit as the writer, Eric Lewis--I'll pay $5 - $10 by Paypal or Google Wallet, depending on quality.
Hello football, my old friend
The Jaguars stink yet again
Because the offense is a joke
And the defense is rather broke
And their poor vision that made me go insane
Still remains
Within the sound of losing
In restless dreams, I cried alone
Bad teams make you groan and moan
They learned nothing from training camp
Will they ever be the Super Bowl champs
And my eyes were jabbed by the crash of a piss-poor sight
They quit the fight
And touched the sound of losing
And in the stands stressed fans I saw
10,000 sheeple, maybe less
Coaches coaching but not winning
Players playing but not caring
And getting badly hurt in Tractionville
And no one dared
Disturb the sound of losing
"Morons" said fans, "You do not know
Losing like a cancer blows
Hear our words that we might teach you
Take our money if we reach you"
But their words, like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the hell of losing
And the Baguars booed and hissed
Khan's pawns and morons, they're pissed
And came the two-minute warning
Saw the Jaguars still trailing
And the Fans in the stands groaned in disgust
Just watching bust after bust
Drops and refs’ bad calls
And listened to the sound of losing
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